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My Hor-O-Scopes, Courtesy of Crazy Aunt Purl


It’s that time of the month again chez Crazy Aunt Purl – Hor-O-Scopes. Given the fracas from last month, and the general bleck of May, I have high hopes for June. What gives that hope you ask? Why the bold section below! Bring on the joy June…

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 21)
I heard it through the Pissed-Off-At-Astrology Grapevine that Scorpios were really unhappy with the way most of last month went. How do I know this? Did you not hear all the Cancers also complaining that Astrology had FAILED us, and we were giving up stars altogether, and also, hand me that bottle of Cabernet right now before I smack you upside the head with this here mean and ugly stick? So, June is here, and I know you’re still kind of mad about May, but you simply cannot get revenge on a whole month, so you must let it go. The problem is of course Saturn (Damn you, fat planet of hardship!) and take it from someone who just spent seven long years wandering in the desert of Saturn, it does get better. The best thing about you and June is your real willingness to try new things to revitalize your life. It’s rare that ya’ll don’t dissect through the consequences or results of all your actions, and this month you will feel liberated and (mostly) care-free, willing to travel to a new place, meet new people, all of it with a who-knows-what-could-happen attitude. This, Scorpio, is a very positive development. Walk lightly, and leave the mean and ugly stick for someone else. Maybe the Virgos could use it.

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3 Comments to

“My Hor-O-Scopes, Courtesy of Crazy Aunt Purl”

  1. On June 1st, 2006 at 7:20 pm Chris Says:

    Whew – as a fellow Scorpio, this seems promising!

  2. On June 1st, 2006 at 10:13 pm Janelle Martin Says:

    I knew there was a reason I liked you so much! Greetings to a fellow Scorpion.

  3. On June 2nd, 2006 at 9:10 am Chris Says:

    :) Thanks! Back atcha.

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